At this point it should be painfully obvious that it's not worth the effort to argue with this eejit. He's just gonna come back spewing mroe nonsense no matter what you say. ] http://entertainment.ie

True Jim, but the thing is, it's great fun! When you've nothing else to do in work, all you have to do is reply to this thread, sit back, and watch poor old S take the bait. Immense craic altogether!! ;) A gentleman always knocks twice A gentleman always asks nice

yes yes, it is in fact consistently humorous to watch this faux sap try and wriggle out of his own jibberings. it has to be said S, you are the single most meandering debater i have ever seen! round and round you go....leaving a trail of incorrect statements and pretentious delusions. and why do you keep posting as though you are the literate hero. you have lost.in fact you lost the moment you began to type your original post. i also sincerely doubt that you are a)canadian, b)black and c)not foaming at the mouth from a case of blithering degenerate syndrome. youre only fooling yourself.

Richie- It seems like it is you, along with your family of imbeciles on this board, that took the 'bait'. I STARTED this discussion dummy! And you are right about this being fun. I also come here to laugh! By the way, there is ALWAYS something to do so get back to work. I would have fired you by now if you were working for me. Teenage Spaceship- Get back on that spaceship! You have no clue what my point is so I won't even bother with you. But I will say this much; the teenagers where I come from seem to have far exceeded the reasoning capacities of any adult members on this board (except Monkey). I would have taken it as a complement to be called a teenager over here but after having witnessed the truth about the 'Irish' adult mentality, well, it's a sad sad thing!! Should I spell out EXLAMATION MARK for you since you all are into the spelling thing? JJ- You are funny! Aren't you that jj72 that keeps e-mailing me?!! You do give good advice though. You all should just keep speaking to eachother, it's EASIER for you all that way!! Cheers. If I was Irish, I would flat out lie about it and say 'I AM NOT'!!

Vote Ginuwine the album of the year in the Cluas Readers Poll! Booths now open! B ps: on the basis of all the tosh that's been written about Niamh G's review in the past few weeks I went out and bought the Ginuwine album the other day. Guess what? It's shi te! A four month residency on the shelves of Freebird Records beckons! Neeek!

"the teenagers where I come from seem to have far exceeded the reasoning capacities of any adult members on this board (except Monkey)." as it happens I am 18 so I'm a teenager http://www.kaboommusic.cjb.net

What you fools don't realise is that 'S' operates on a higher plain than any of you (although at a lesser altitude it seems.)He likes ginuwine. The fact that you don't like them means you are dumb. If you attempt to point out to the great man that opinions have a tendency to vary, he will tell you that you don't "understand the concept of intelligence" (anyone seen Zoolander ?). To put it as succinctly as I can, nobody has the right to argue with illiterate Canadian pissants.

Monkey- you should give yourself a medal for withsanding and/or overcoming an environment infested with such pertinent and pronounced ignorance. Good luck to you! Brautigan- Fine. If you think it's trash then it's cool. Your opinion is your opinion. However, if you wrote a tastless review cutting the man down and being extremely condescending about it, you would hear from me and I would call you a crapy critic. Since you are not in the business of critiquing albums, I don't expect you to go about it in a classy manner and I can ignore your mannerisms. Yo UncleNeddy- what the heck are you going on about? "The fact that you don't like them means you are dumb" NO, the fact that you ARE dumb means you're dumb! And it's not 'them' it's 'him'. "If you attempt to point out to the great man that opinions have a tendency to vary, he will tell you that you don't "understand the concept of intelligence" (anyone seen Zoolander ?)" I suppose pasting comments from different messages and putting them out of context along with lame sarcasim is another way to go about attempting to cover up ignorance!! I understand this will probably take you a long time to do but try reading my messages as RESPONSES to whatever message preceded them! Good luck, my psuedo-'literate' Irish 'pissant' (whatever that means!) Now U Know

" Ginuwine 'The Life Once upon a time in a land far, far away called Washington DC there lived a boy called Elgin Lumpkin. This little boy was quite ambitious and he decided he wanted to become a soul singer. So, he set about this goal with great enthusiasm. The first step was to change his name. Elgin Lumpkin didn’t really have a soulful ring about it and so the boy became ‘Ginuwine’. A clever name for a soul singer, or so he thought. It rhymes with 'genuine' you see, which is sure to attract the ladies, yet it has a certain tough ring to it, he didn’t want to exclude the boys. After he had polished and practiced his smooth smoochy vocals to perfection, Ginuwine managed to get himself a record deal and released his debut album ‘Ginuwine:The Bachelor’ in 1996. Three years later he released ‘100% Ginuwine’ and even had a hit single with his song ‘So Anxious’. Now in 2001 though our story is about to reach a conclusion. In my hand I hold Ginuwine's latest album, entitled ‘Ginuwine - The Life’. On the inside of the CD cover the our hero wears a baseball cap and a cloak made out of what looks to be Dalmatian skins. Very smooth indeed. Also inside the front cover the boy states ‘All success dedicated to Mommy and Daddy’. How sweet. I put the CD into my stereo. But here alas our fairy tale ends. No matter how many oohs and ahhs the boy puts in his music, no matter how many finger clicks, no matter how many soppy lyrics there is no getting away from the fact that Ginuwine is not genuinely talented in the art of soul music. No, sadly Ginuwine is crap. Niamh Grimes " I have to say S, im creasing myself here. but then again..im just an 'idot' and what do 'idots' know? but of course...what do you know of 'idots'? you sir have come out with real quality here. I just read over the entire thread, man you have some firm grasp on humour, spelling, grammar, music, reality. shit, if only Ginuwine was here..right now. boy, you have done him proud. i bet he'd say 'brotha, I've seen every picture you sent, I've read every letter you wrote And everytime they play my song, You sang it (note by note) I wonder what you do to me If you were to see me in the streets ' if you were lucky. my favourite part of your posts has to be the laugh at the end of your 'jokes'. you really do crack yo'self up. well...you crack me up too. no no, im serious....jokes aside. youre alright.

No Mr. S, I am not the JJ72 that keeps e-mailing you. ] http://entertainment.ie

S- i read all of your responses before I posted initially. I sifted through your blind ignorance, your appalling spelling ability, your shite music taste, your witless comebacks, your weak arguments and your total incapability to realise when you have lost an argument. My conclusion is that you are only half the idiot I initially thought you were. You are so fucking dumb that it is probably a better thing that I ask you to lick my balls than to waste another second trying to argue with you. The canadian education system has failed you, my child. But at least you'll always have you're ginuwine albums. Now that's some comfort, isn't it?

lol A gentleman always knocks twice A gentleman always asks nice

Jupiter- It's a good thing you are 'creasing' yourself because I am 'creasing' myself at the knowledge that you went and bought/heard the album. Thank you for your interest/purchase and crease away!! By the way, yes, I was and I am that lucky!! UncleNeddy- OOh, I'm so hurt!! Getting a little excited there are we? The truth speaks for itself, you disgraceful looser!! Take it like a man and stop bitching. Not only have you lost against me, you have failed and offended YOURSELF and your dim wit cohorts with your sensless messages. I am sure you 'sifted through' my messages just like you seem to be 'sifting through' life utterly blind to your own stupidity, however blatant it is. Lick your balls? Could it be the lack of sufficient 'ball licking' that made you a moron? Maybe you should come back after that unfortunate person licks your balls and I will see if it has helped! "The canadian education system has failed you, my child". If you are going to try to sound smart, at least have the sense not to duplicate my messages! "But at least you'll always have you're ginuwine albums. Now that's some comfort, isn't it?" Yes, it is some comfort, along with the fact that I am not you! By the way, it is my assistants job to edit spelling and grammar and it looks like that's all you're good for so maybe the saving grace for you is that I would hire you as my assistants!! Don't they tell pregnant women to stop taking drugs while they're pregnant in Irland? It's time for you to confront your mama about that!! Keep it coming guys because I am loving this! Cheers Now U Know

Jupiter- sorry I missed your post. If you don't think I am a) canadian and b)black, and you also think that I am an idiot, it must be that you think I am Irish. THANK GOD that is not true!! And if I am foaming at the mouth, it would be because I have unfortunately become aware of the extent of idiocy the 'Irish' keep demonstrating on this board. By the way, if I had lost the moment I started this topic, why are you amongst the 400 plus people who read it and amongst the 30 plus people who keep responding to it dummy!! Cheers Now U Know

I'll tell you why, cos this is quality fun. watching you spit out unfounded splurge about other folks and watching them retort....its better than daytime tv. and i didnt buy or hear the album...i just hit a trusty search engine. its amazing what you can get when you try. but i have to say....spam is sooo annoying. what do you think S?

There follows my last post on this thread "why are you amongst the 400 plus people who read it and amongst the 30 plus people who keep responding to it ?" Perhaps, because he/she disagrees with you and is outraged by some of your commments and to get the facts striaght the thread has been viewed 400+ times, considerably less people would have read it and there are "30 plus" replies but only about 6 or 7 people have posted. "Monkey- you should give yourself a medal for withsanding and/or overcoming an environment infested with such pertinent and pronounced ignorance" sure what the fuck would you know? You don't sound like someone who has ever been in this country or even met an Irish person so you're hardly well informed on that one, you are the ignorant one I'm afraid. This thread was shit, someone disagreed with a writers opinion and turned it into a personal attack on that person and was rightly slated for it and now it's time to end. http://www.kaboommusic.cjb.net

I agree. It is fun. Unfortunately, you are laughing at your own expense and you don't even know it. Now that's even funnier! '..watching you spit out unfounded splurg about other people and watching them retort'?? Unfounded splurg like 'YOU ARE MORONS'?!! I don't even have to go very far to back that up i.e. you have never even listened to the album and you actually think you are a smart ass when you criticize my opinion of Niamh Grimes' review of it? Enough said. I would hardly call what these morons have been doing 'retorting', it's more like rambling, regurgigating, duplicating, and squirming! 'It is amazing what you get when you try' so why don't you TRY HARDER to sound smart, better yet, to BE smart? 'Spam is annoying, what do you think?' Forget spam being annoying, I honestly wonder how you people manage not to annoy yourselves to death? If I was as stupid as you all, I would be kicking my own ass daily!!! How is it possible that so many people can be so dumb in the same place? Truley, it's astounding. You people remind me of a fly that keeps banging into a window trying to get outside, never realizing that it just AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! Keep on banging and I'll keep on laughing (and getting PAID) at your expense over here. Cheers. I should get a camera crew over to where you people live and create an instant real sitcom. Now that would be dynamite tv!!! Or I should right a book called 'how to kick your own stupid ass'! But then again, the only thing you Irish would do is send comments about spelling errors in the book and miss the whole point. lol Now U Know

The previous post from me was to Jupiter. Now Monkey, you may be right about the EXACT NUMBER of people who responded being 6 or 7. However, Jupiter happens to be one of the 6-7 people so my comment about him is valid. The fact remains that this thread has been read more the the others that are currently posted. About my comments about the Irish mentality, sorry to say I have met many Irish people, as a matter of fact, my best friend was Irish. And NO, I've never been to Irland and I'm thankful to say I NEVER will! If what these idiots said on this board actually qualifies as having 'slated' anyone but themselves in your books, then I am afraid you too have succumbed to your fellow citizens' maladies, mainly I-G-N-O-R-A-N-C-E! CHEERS Now U Know

How's aboot learning to spell IRELAND you Canadian cabbage?

S - If, as you suggest, you have a paid helper who corrects your spelling, I would like to commend you on having the bravery to confront your dyslexia. You shouldn't be ashamed to cry for help, even if it does cost you. Although if your assistant has been overseeing any of your posts on this board, I would ask for a refund. Also, I hope you're not paying the fucker by the hour. It'd be cheaper to rent Ginuwine's arse for a couple of weeks. Ride 'em cowboy.