Wow, thought it was some sort of joke but that's the actual headline!!
Can we expect the following......
'U2 reveal that humanitarian issues and the African AIDS crisis will have large bearing on new album.It'll have a really long,clumsy title too, like 'All that you need to know about taking apart nuclear weaponry without getting stuck in a moment while you're doing it, probably near to that place where the streets have no name and people don't know who's gonna ride your wild horses because sometimes you just can't make it on your own''
'Damien Dempsey to sing in strong, Northside accent about drugs,industrial schools and boxing on next album'
'Introspective,maudlin, acoustic-based songs accompanied by mournful female vocals will be the flavour of long awaited follow-up to 'O''
'Gemma Hayes to adopt bizarre, American twang to singing voice on new CD'
'New Frames disc will be insufferable, turgid, sub-Waterboys, fiddle-de-dee tripe'
Stay posted to NME.com!!!
