You see, I was right. Man, I am hip with the kids. Ring tones. The future of music

i have the nokia tune but am informed that i have a polyphonic enabled wapster ipodic arse muppety fribberty jabberty ionic phone and should have something more challenging or else my phone will turn against its master out of sheer frustration from being made call out the same tune over and over again while listening to me answer with "HELLO?! NO ITS CRAP!!!" EVERY time even though that stopped being funny in 1999 after the first time dom jolly bollix said it in a cinema. this cd sounds like hell to listen to (im in cubeland thus cannot make sounds other than the hypnotic tapping of keys to the rhtym of Micheal Jackons "Bad" for some reason, ...yesterday it was Iron Maiden's "Running Free". Shouldve learned to play the guitar.) why would you like this tripe? whats the appeal? is this for dopes and kids who bless em dont know better and wont get a chance to if they dont at least turn the volume down on them on the bus before i go all "falling down" and stuff and wind up on tv asking what the big deal is the phone was annoying me so i threw him out the window...of a moving bus...over a bridge... sorry its been a "Bad"(see above) day. so is this the begining of a muzak dominated culture, will will oldham and the like become but myths?