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Last Post 3/13/2008 6:58 AM by
Teaboy
Sperm for Tickets
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starbelgrade
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3/12/2008 10:16 AM
... yep, that's right! There's a company offering free tickets to any european music festival in exchange for sperm donations. Gizz into a jar, bung it out by courier & hey presto, free tickets!!
www.spermfortickets.com
You heard it here first (unless you've been listening to 6 Music today).
starbelgrade
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3/13/2008 4:49 AM
I just checked the website there, to see this message;
"URGENT UPDATE:
The purpose of this website was to test market interest through a pilot scheme.
Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.
Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,
and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed.
All submissions sent to the website are fully protected under Irish privacy regulations,
and will not be released to ANY third party.
If the clinic decide to proceed with the mail system after examining the results of the pilot scheme,
all people who applied for donation packs will be contacted.
Thank you for your patience and interest."
There's gonna be a lotta gizz flyin' round the countrys courier systems! Bizarre.
Teaboy
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Posts:6
3/13/2008 5:03 AM
Terribly disappointed - I'd gotten myself a good amount of jizz last night, but to no avail. Oh well...
starbelgrade
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Posts:715
3/13/2008 5:16 AM
Posted By Teaboy on 13 Mar 2008 5:03 AM
Terribly disappointed - I'd gotten myself a good amount of jizz last night, but to no avail. Oh well...
Stick it in the freezer. You never know when you might need it!
Teaboy
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Posts:6
3/13/2008 6:58 AM
Done - cheers for the advice.
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