Not just from a song but the opening line to the second Tom McRae record is "Welcome back said the voice on the Radio" which I really like.

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey!

Hmmm... 'I should just get out of here and start driving south on Interstate 5, But I need to stay near In case you suddenly remember that I'm alive' Interstate 5 - The Wedding Present I think everyone has felt like that at some point.

Nice. SFA - Cityscape Skybaby - "She came in smelling of cabbages..." I think everyone has felt like that at some point.

hahahaha!!! Dude you crack me up for real!!!!

"Ive been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand, Curve these sensations, make me feel the pleasures of a normal man" Joy Divison - Disorder, Unknown pleasures

All I need is a coupla hundred thousand people like you and my TV show (watch this space) will be the talk of water coolers everywhere.

the opening line to In Utero always comes back to me "Teenaged angst has paid off well / now I'm bored and old"

"I'm in love with the world through the eyes of a girl Whose still around the morning after." - Say Yes / Elliott Smith

we were lovers we were kissers we were holders of hands we were make believers the stills

What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front?

Ha! Was at Weezer with my mate and he said that those lines are the only reason he needs to love Weezer.

'WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' 'Angel Of Death' Slayer

"Little Johnny's sad and f**ked, First he jumped and then he looked" Come Together by Spiritualized

Obvious but goodies non the less... 'Take me out tonight Where there's music and there's people And they're young and alive' There is a light that never goes out - The Smiths 'Are teenage dreams so hard to beat, Every time she walks down the street.' Teenage Kicks - The Undertones

Witless, humorless conversation Has filled me up like an old gas station I'm wallowing in a pool of gasoline Hot Hot Heat

"Johnny's in the basement,mixing up the medicine, I'm on the pavement thinkin' 'bout the government..." Bob Dylan-Subteranean Homesick Blues

"well they blew up the chickenman in philly last night...." (springsteen, 'atlantic city')

"Nancy is a waif, a piece of cake, a blade of grass. Nancy takes it up the ass" Sun City Girls-Nancy Reagan. So i hear these chaps are supporting Devendra Banhart. Deadly

I don't think all of them will be there

"Standing on the corner, Suitcase in my hand Jack is in his corset, and jane is her vest, And me I’m in a rock’n’roll band hah!" sweet jane by the velvet underground, absolutely love the beginning of that song, lovely guitar, and that voice, aw yeah!

Chewing out a rhythm on my bubblegum the sun is out and I want some Rockaway Beach The Ramones

"Stab a sorry heart, With your favourite finger.." The Bunnymen - Seven Seas.

"You say you want to take a break, slow it down some and have some space...f**k YOU TOO!" - Ben Folds 5 "Song For The Dumped"

ha, thats a class line

The next line is the refrain: "Give me my money back, give me my money back you bitch!" :)

"One baby to another says 'I'm lucky to've met you'". Nirvana - Drain You

So, then, I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck...

"When you're back in your old neighborhood, The cigarettes taste so good, But you're so misunderstood, You're so misunderstood" Wilco - Misunderstood

"This is where the summer ends, in a flash of pure destruction, no one wins". Ryan Adams - Nuclear.

She's a model and she's looking good I'd like to take her home, it's understood You're humming it already, aren't you?

great first lines of albums pavement wowee zowee there is no castration fear jape we took our first pill when the music was s**t i said f**k dancing all night but that's just what we did it felt like flo-o-o-o-o-o-oating

"I Dreamt about killing you again last night, and it felt alright to me" Wilco - Via Chicago off Summerteeth

I'm crawling, don't know where to or from The centre of things from where everything stems Is not where I belong And the city sickness, growing inside me Tindersticks - 'City Sickness'

'All night disco party.... Its an all night disco party!!!!' Ok maybe not but that tune is in my brain BIG TIME!!!

i’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm iggy pop

Dave Couse from A House's ' The Last to Know ' ...' Baby I know, you've been out behind my back.. If I catch you again, I'll break your leg.. '

'we spoke one week after we laid eyes upon each other, but i had to do a bunk cause i was drinking with my brother' The Mighty Stef or 'Everything, everthing, everything' .. etc underworld - cowgirl

"Oh, my ol man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat...." Lonnie Donegan, the King of Skiffle "Son, I'm 30 I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty" Kinky Afro, Happy Mondays

"Raw I'm gonna give it to ya, with no trivia, Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia. My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation, like the Emancipation Proclamation." Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin'