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8/11/2004 1:25 PM
    Gar recently opined in another thread that he thought the sax player from The Zutons was the sexiest girl he saw at Oxegen. Being from a generation of Irish guys who desperately wanted to boff Leslie Dowdall, this got me thinking, who do you think is the sexiest person in a band ? Namely, who would you most like to have up against a stack of Marshall amps ? Since Cluas is opposed to all forms of discrimination I am going to throw this out to y'all and my query is non gender specific.
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    8/11/2004 1:42 PM
    brody dalle from the distillers, dirty rock n' roll slut!!
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    8/11/2004 1:58 PM
    It used be D'Arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins. Also yer one from Ash is pretty hot. I can't think of any right now except them and maybe Tom Jones! Ha Sexiest ever though is definitely Debbie Harry from Blondie. Not only good looking but incredibly cool as well
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    8/11/2004 2:18 PM
    Mrs. H - shes gorgeous! I have a big thing for Gemma Hayes, she comes across as very innocent but its all a front - little ride.
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    8/11/2004 3:00 PM
    I like gemma cos shes a good tipperary girl,(theres some joke about north riding and south riding but its one of those ignorant male locker room jokes and im above that outside of the locker room at the moment) all jokin aside she's cool though, lookin forward to the new stuff but i have to say, one time fleetwood mac singer stevie nicks was the business in her day, what a woman, that voice, ...
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    8/11/2004 3:38 PM
    I must agree with Eric on Gemma Hayes, but my two favs are Nina from The Cardigans and Lisa Hannigan - oohh my!
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    8/11/2004 3:46 PM
    hope sindoval back in mazzy star days or leila moss from the duke spirit!
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    8/11/2004 3:56 PM
    Jared and Caleb from Kings of Leon, cos well...it's the 70s porno hair and tight jeans...and the bass player is all of 18 and verryy confident... John Hassle from the Libertines Beck cos I like his style Jean Benoit from Air, he's waaayy too small but he wore a cape and an eye patch at the Olympia gig a couple of years ago and won me over..plus he's french and intense David Bowie...older man, and well...he's just dead sexy Might have to put Brian Ferry in there too, I know he's the housewive's choice but the man could charm the pants off Joan of Arc! Jeff Buckley and Stephen Stills (when he was young) and who could leave out D'Angelo (sp?) - for THAT video
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    8/11/2004 4:16 PM
    I'd agree with Lisa Hannigan and Gemma Hayes........ both of whom are trés mmmmmmmmmmmm
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    8/11/2004 4:36 PM
    Dido, Dido, it has to be Dido. Yes boy. And she's related to Dessie O'Malley - it doesnt get any better than that.
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    8/11/2004 10:51 PM
    I'd agree with Gemma Hayes and Lisa Hannigan (something about her voice). Also Nina Hynes was really cute and down to earth when I bumped into her at a gig once. I think the sax player from The Zutons is by far the sexiest at the moment though. She oozes sex appeal when performing live. Couldn't take my eyes off her during Oxegen.
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    8/12/2004 10:14 AM
    Oh there's just so many but Chris Cornell....oh the amazing sexiness. And oddly enough Peter Green when he was much younger. they're all I can think of right now but there are definitely more.
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    8/12/2004 1:47 PM
    Ohhh where to start ? In no particular order.......... 1) P.J. Harvey. Anyone see THAT dress at Slane last year ? Sex on legs. 2) Melissa Auf Der Mar. Saw her at the Smashing Pumpkins farewell gig and was instantly smitten. All the more disappointing, then, that her solo album is gash. 3) Charlotte Hatherly from Ash. Enough said. 4) I'm probably going to get some stick over this, but I find Meg White from the White Stripes quite the turn on. MMMMMMMMMM. 5.) Tori Amos. Stunning looking bird IMHO. Now living in Wicklow I believe ?
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    8/12/2004 1:49 PM
    Jules, do you remember the early In Tua Nua line up - the one that played Self Aid ? There was another bird with them who played violin, can't remember the name but she made Leslie Dowdall look like a dog by comparison.
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    8/12/2004 1:52 PM
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    Jules, do you remember the early In Tua Nua line up - the one that played Self Aid ? There was another bird with them who played violin, can't remember the name but she made Leslie Dowdall look like a dog by comparison.
    Dear John, She is now Mrs Mike Scott, yeah, she was lovely. In Tua Nua at that gig were loveliness in stereo.
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    8/12/2004 3:40 PM
    Mike Scott ? Jesus. The only bizarro union I can think of to top that is the short lived Julia Roberts / Lyle Lovett marriage some years back.
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    8/12/2004 3:48 PM
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    4) I'm probably going to get some stick over this, but I find Meg White from the White Stripes quite the turn on. MMMMMMMMMM.
    I'm no White Stripes fan and I don't find Meg White particularly good looking but I have to agree with you. Something about her really makes me want to do her
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    8/13/2004 9:09 AM
    we need more female opinion in this thread...i say once again chris cornell. mmm. i shall now go and think of some more to up the input of my gender. Ollie Cole is very attractive in a weird musiciany kind of way.
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    8/13/2004 5:01 PM
    In no particular order… • Beck • Lúnasa's bass player • (back in the day) David Gilmour • David Bowie • Billybobthornton (yes!! he qualifies, but Keanu doesn't) • Paul Weller • The guitarist in ROL that wears the thrift store jackets and if I really had to… • Sade
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    8/13/2004 10:57 PM
    Yep got to agree with Cutie Gemma and Lisa, Do you rem Tracey Tracey from the Primitives ??? Slutty... Or that one that is on MTV lately Candice.....Babe..I used to know agirl that looked a little like Hope Sandoval, God I loved her but she didn't love me !!!!!!!!!!!! Oh well
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    8/16/2004 11:04 AM
    Belinda Carlisle was mucho sexy back in her day
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    8/16/2004 11:28 AM
    cathy davey, from what ive seen and heard so far, then i've a soft spot for blondes
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    8/16/2004 2:29 PM
    I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Bell x1 lads, I think Paul Noonan is incredibly attractive, although it might be the lyrics that did it. But then I wouldn't say the same about Damien Rice so maybe not. Chris Martin is a long-standing favourite too.
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    8/16/2004 2:46 PM
    Gwen Steffani from No Doubt
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    8/16/2004 3:05 PM
    I have to admit that ive always had a bit of a crush on gwen. Ive found myself in a minority on that front though
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    8/16/2004 4:39 PM
    Gwen would be grand if she developed a dress sense!! And possibly even a musical taste.
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    8/18/2004 1:28 PM
    Would have to agree that there are some pictures of Paul Noonan looking incredibly delicious. . .
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    8/18/2004 8:13 PM
    Did you ever notice that the guy from Maroon5 seriously fanicies himself? God knows why...
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    8/19/2004 9:11 AM
    If I was in the greatest band in the world I'd fancy myself too.
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    8/19/2004 11:46 AM
    While I know this is a bit off topic, I thought that some posters on this board might be interested in Empire Magazine's current top ten list of sexiest actors. You can submit your own top ten over at www.empireonline.co.uk
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    8/19/2004 12:37 PM
    maroon 5 are the greatest band in the world?
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    8/19/2004 1:38 PM
    Maroon 5?That's something I've never heard before.
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    8/19/2004 1:41 PM
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    If I was in the greatest band in the world I'd fancy myself too.
    Have ye ever heard of sarcasm lads?!
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    8/19/2004 1:43 PM
    Yep, but remember sarcarsm in conversation is largely based on tone of voice which people can't hear in a forum, try using a wink smiley or something.
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    8/19/2004 1:45 PM
    Ah come on it was kinda obvious it was sarcasm. I mean do you think any Maroon5 fans would be posting on cluas.com?
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    8/19/2004 2:29 PM
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    Ah come on it was kinda obvious it was sarcasm. I mean do you think any Maroon5 fans would be posting on cluas.com?
    As a moderator, I can say we get all sorts in here, all are equally welcome.
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    8/19/2004 7:42 PM
    Has to be Paul Noonan from Bell X1. mmmm
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    8/20/2004 9:55 AM
    I have to say I'm not that adverse to Maroon5 meself (don't quote me on that) Hate the way people keep comparing them to Muse though: I mean, why? And make your sarcasm a bit more obvious. It's easy, look: Brain of G, you are just sooooooo cool and funny, and I love you or No offence intended Brain Back to sexy people anyway...
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    8/20/2004 10:11 AM
    who in the fook compares those faggots to muse?!yer surely takin the piss
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    8/20/2004 10:51 AM
    What do you mean "back to sexy people"? You were just talking about me!
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    8/20/2004 1:37 PM
    I'm afraid I'm surely not spurtacus. It has happened and more than once I can tell you. Something to do with some resemblance...eh? I just don't get it. On that line, Matthew Bellamy ain't too bad. (that's his name innit?)
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    8/21/2004 2:11 AM
    Paddy Casey!!! Why has no-one said that yet???
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    8/21/2004 10:46 AM
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    Paddy Casey!!! Why has no-one said that yet???
    Because he is an ugly little hobbit with a voice like a bleating sheep.
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    8/21/2004 1:33 PM
    id say eddie stake the bassist from humanzie / piano player from mighty stef band of men. anyone seen him? hes a dreamboat
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    8/23/2004 11:06 AM
    paddy casey no thanks. hey after seeing BellX1 on saturday: my good lord u r write paul noonan is yummy. as is the keyboard player...
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    8/25/2004 12:49 PM
    A few very definite names missing here from the girlies point of view! Top three in preferential order are... 3)Colm MacConlomaire (the Frames) 2)Tim Booth (Tim Booth and the Individuals - formerly of James) 1) Billy Corgon (Zwan and former Pumpkin)
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    9/1/2004 5:49 PM
    I'm ridiculously fickle so I'm reluctant to say who the sexiest band member EVER is, but my man of the moment is Jack L. The two most memorable crushes from times of yore (ie. two that lasted more than a couple of weeks) were Billy Corgan and Damon Albarn. Yum, yum and yum!
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    9/6/2004 11:51 AM
    i have got it!!was racking my brains to think of the hottest tht you will all agree with: Hilary from JJ72 now she, is hot
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    9/6/2004 12:46 PM
    ..and no longer part of the band sadly, millions of drooling indie fanboys are still in mourning. Funnily enough shes been replaced with the appropriately named Sarah Fox, they're not daft you know. Even still, Hilary, come back, all is forgiven..
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    9/6/2004 1:00 PM
    shes gone???????? what gastly beast could have got rid of a thing of such beauty? oh woe is me
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    9/6/2004 1:16 PM
    To help you all deal with this difficult time, I have set up a counselling service, simply call 1800-HILARYS-GONE*. (calls charged at €5 per minute, price may vary depending on network and er..stuff, calls may be recorded for training purposes, and by training purposes we mean turned into MP3s and posted on the web so we can all have a bit of laugh) *just to cover ourselves and for the benefit of the cereberally challeged, above is not a real phone number
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    9/6/2004 3:14 PM
    surely with her musical ability she will find another amazing band my god is that a pig flying by my window???? she is stil so hot, i love her
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    9/21/2004 2:39 PM
    Oh cmere people, what about the birds from the corrs ?! Arent they yummy as hell, or wha?!!
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    9/21/2004 2:42 PM
    i dont like the facial hair he has,doesnt suit him
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    9/22/2004 12:48 AM
    Have just seen Camille O'Sullivan on 'The View'. Now there is one fine lady
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    9/22/2004 10:26 AM
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    Have just seen Camille O'Sullivan on 'The View'. Now there is one fine lady
    dumb question: whats 'The View'?
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    9/22/2004 10:48 AM
    I think it's that review programme presented by John Kelly. It's pure s**te. WHich begs the question Jules, what were you doing watching it??
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    9/22/2004 10:48 AM
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    dumb question: whats 'The View'?
    Crappy RTE arts review show.
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    9/22/2004 11:37 AM
    Sometimes 'The View' can be alright. John Kelly is a decent enough presenter but some of the panel are usually wannabe snobs and the material they are discussing can be dreadful at times. Plus it's on on a Tuesday which is a poxy day to have it.
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    9/22/2004 12:30 PM
    Here I come, making it all mainstream/commercial but I will have to say Anastacia. That woman is one hell of a WOOOO-MAAAAN!!!!!
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    9/22/2004 12:39 PM
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    Here I come, making it all mainstream/commercial but I will have to say Anastacia. That woman is one hell of a WOOOO-MAAAAN!!!!!
    She'd be really good at ordering pints in a noisy bar too, with a voice like hers. Only problem is that she'd have to stand on a barstool to be seen.
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    9/22/2004 12:44 PM
    oh really? I thought she was like 6' tall. I like the long legged ladies. never the less, she's tastey. PS> Star Wars Trilogy DVD is excellent.
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    9/22/2004 12:59 PM
    Remember Cerys Matthews? She's was a top piece of totty, as the say, in some European countries. Whatever happened to her band? Actually, what was the name of the band? Didnt she do a song, "Tom Jones" i think it was called, with that dude from Space?
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    9/22/2004 1:48 PM
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    Remember Cerys Matthews? She's was a top piece of totty, as the say, in some European countries. Whatever happened to her band? Actually, what was the name of the band? Didnt she do a song, "Tom Jones" i think it was called, with that dude from Space?
    That would be Catatonia. They broke up ages ago. I think she's doing the solo thing now. Apparently she was an animal for the drink as well.
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    9/22/2004 1:54 PM
    Never liked Catatonia, but her solo album "Cockahoop" is marvellous. She got married to some Yank, lives over there, I think... Cockahoop is largely Americana folk done really well, with bits of Welsh thrown in for good measure.
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    9/22/2004 2:24 PM
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    Never liked Catatonia, but her solo album "Cockahoop" is marvellous. She got married to some Yank, lives over there, I think... Cockahoop is largely Americana folk done really well, with bits of Welsh thrown in for good measure.
    Ta for that. I dont dislike Catatonia. I found them a little more exciting than the slew of brit-pop that was around at the time. And as I said, she had it going on.
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    9/22/2004 4:26 PM
    No offence Optimus but you've a strange taste in women. Anastacia and Cerys Matthews? They're both a slight bit masculine I reckon. I'd be more for a Sophie Ellis Bextor type myself.
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    9/22/2004 4:38 PM
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    No offence Optimus but you've a strange taste in women. Anastacia and Cerys Matthews? They're both a slight bit masculine I reckon. I'd be more for a Sophie Ellis Bextor type myself.
    But she's so symmetrical!
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    9/22/2004 4:41 PM
    Exactly
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    9/22/2004 4:43 PM
    Symetrical people are more attractive, scientifically proven fact. Not a lot of people know that
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    9/22/2004 4:46 PM
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    Exactly
    Cant argue with that sort of reply. You win. I still prefer Anastacia.
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    9/22/2004 5:31 PM
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    PS> Star Wars Trilogy DVD is excellent.
    Does that mean you want to doodle Princess Leia too ?
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    9/22/2004 5:40 PM
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    PS> Star Wars Trilogy DVD is excellent.
    Does that mean you want to doodle Princess Leia too ?
    Wot? in felt tip pen or in biro? R2-D2s much easier to draw.
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    9/23/2004 8:06 AM
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    quote:
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    PS> Star Wars Trilogy DVD is excellent.
    Does that mean you want to doodle Princess Leia too ?
    Yes. I guess it does.
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    9/23/2004 1:09 PM
    Ah Princess Leia, my first love. Then Susanna Hoffs. I can't remember who was next.


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